Lily Tumbles Over


dangling-thpider:

I will ship the HEART out of you!


Via Confluence of the Elements


For a moment he forgot he was Hiddleston and not Loki.

(Source: lightandwings)


Via Onironauta






Interviewer: Did you take any prop home? Did you keep something?

Tom: I don’t think I did, I mean all my props are kind of like, enormous. But there was one day where I kind of ran amok at lunch break and I stole the shield and the hammer, and we were in these underground tunnels in Cleveland, and I literally had the shield in my hand and I was holding the hammer aloft in my arm. And I sent pictures to Chris and Chris, I was like “Guys, I’m not giving them back.” [x]

(Source: lazyocean)


Via Onironauta




fuckyeahwestwing:

Mrs. Landingham: I miss my boys.
Charlie: I never knew you had kids.
Mrs. Landingham: Twins. Andrew and Simon. I tried not to- you know, I dressed them differently, but they still did everything together. They went off to medical school together, and then they finished their second year, and of course their lottery number came up at the same time.
Charlie: For the draft?
Mrs. Landingham: Yeah.
Charlie: Well, I would have thought they could get a deferment to finish med school.
Mrs. Landingham: They didn’t want one. Their father and I begged them, but they wanted to go where people needed doctors. Their father and I begged them, but you can’t tell kids anything. So they joined up as medics, and four months later they were pinned down during a fight in Da Nang and were killed by enemy fire. That was Christmas Eve, 1970. You know, they were so young, Charlie. They were your age. It’s hard when that happens so far away, you know, because with the noises and the shooting, they had to be so scared. It’s hard not to think that right then, they needed their mother. Anyway, I miss my boys.

God speed, Delores.

(Source: letters-and-sodas)


Via Not My Division.




coppadigelato:

…i-it looks like they’re kissing! 

Cannot handle, my heart is imploding.

(Source: daily-owls)




tiedtothewhippingpost:

idrankthehemlock:

tiedtothewhippingpost:

So glad I met my friend a few years ago.
If it weren’t for her I’d never have realized the gay perfection that is ABBA’s Fernando.

Dude, are we listening to Fernando right now? And why are my senses suggesting it is in touch with SPN?

Yes I was just Fernandoing it up here. Not SPN related but it totally could work for that so thanks for that! XD

I make connections that didn’t need to exist but my spidey senses said “fuck that, they shall now need to exist. Tell Midge.”

Via Good Lord I Feel Like I'm Dying

(Source: drunken-wincexts)


  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
Via Good Lord I Feel Like I'm Dying
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Via Onironauta

unknownbinaries:

kavinskyout:

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”


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