ragingbomer: ragingbomer: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair i am your child have...
what's the definition of trust?
voluptuousrandy: two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
kwieta: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity
Things that get better with age:
curlingwithmetaphor: Cheese. Wine. Books. Robert Downey Jr.
Anyone not in the TF2 fandom right now.
Steven Moffat in his interview at Paris ComicCon
Interviewer: If you had a TARDIS, when and where would you go?
Moffat: Oh, I dunno. Everyone else in the world has a better answer than me right now. Never ask a happy man where he wants to go, i just don't really want to go anywhere.
Moffat: Maybe I would take some Sherlock DVDs back to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and see what he thinks.
Moffat: He'd probably punch me.
broadway-aradia: kingcheddarxvii: What if Christians said “okay” instead of “amen” for the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours now and forever. okay.
Dear people boycotting Oreos for supporting gay... →
modifyourown: The following companies also support gay rights: Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford Gap (which also owns Banana Republic and Old Navy) General Motors Gerber Baby Products Hilton Hotels Home Depot IMB Levi’s ...
The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...– an incredible point which i have been trying to put into words for years via TheLWire (via bilvum) Perfect. (via crystagenesis)
benedictcumberbatchseyebrows: when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
When someone doesn't have a fandom
fuckyeah1990s: Disney Sing Along Songs intro
Stephen Colbert: When your band went on your plane, the 720 for the first time, it was written out on the bar in cocaine "Welcome Allman Brothers"
Gregg Allman: brothers was abbreviated
thedefenderoftheearth: So when you try to create a new blog with the url gallifrey, it says another user has claimed it. Yet when you go to gallifrey.tumblr.com, it says Not Found. You guys Gallifrey is timelocked on Tumblr too